In large pot of boiling salted water, add the angel hair pasta and cook al dente.
While pasta is cooking, in another large pan, heat olive oil over medium-low heat. Add the garlic and sauté for 1 minute, being careful not to burn the garlic. Add the shrimp, about 1 1/2 teaspoons salt and pepper and sauté until shrimp is done.
In a medium bowl, mix together the ground beef, dry ranch dressing packet and cooked bacon pieces. Form into 4 equal patties. Salt and pepper both sides and grill until done; about 5 minutes per side. In the last minute of cooking, melt the cheese on top of burger.
Chop asparagus into 1/2-inch pieces, reserving 8 of the spear tips.
In a large sauce pan, heat olive oil over low heat. Add onion. celery and carrots and cook for about 3 minutes. Add garlic and cook until fragrant; about 1 minute. Add asparagus, salt and pepper and cook an additional 5 minutes. Add broth, cover and simmer for 20 minutes.
Marinate chicken, garlic, cilantro, beer, and lime zest for one hour. Remove chicken from marinade, heating up a grill pan or barbecue to medium heat. Mix together seasoning in a small bowl, and then sprinkle over chicken, seasoning both sides. Cook chicken until it reaches 165 degrees. Serve immediately.